Have you sat on your bifocals too many times?  Do those aviators you bought in college leave divots on your nose?  Are you upset that CVS doesn't sell reading glasses rated 'Strong +112'?  Well then it's time to discover the amazing advantages of Lasik Eye Surgery.  Windward parent and top laser eye surgeon Dr. Yaron Rabinowitz has generously donated a $1,000 Certificate that's good toward a complete $5,400 Bilateral Lasik Surgery procedure. We hope you will see your way clear to make an eye-popping bid on this sharp opportunity!

WW Fake Fact: Scientists fire laser beams at the moon to measure its precise distance, bouncing them off reflectors left behind by the Apollo astronauts.  The students in Windward's AP Physics class tried do the same, but then there was that near miss with the Goodyear Blimp, so now, they can't.