Want to golf with a regular guy who likes to have fun?  Richard  invites you and two of your friends to "suffer" through a round of golf on "one of Dallas' outstanding public courses". He challenges your fairway accuracy and putting skills on the "treacherous terrain."  The "highest handicap golfer in America" will offer unsolicited and unknowledgeable tips at every opportunity, talking incessantly at the most inappropriate times, and making every attempt to slow play as much as possible in order to extend your "suffering."  Don't miss this extraordinary opportunity!