Playable keyboard t-shirt from Think Geek

• This fully-playable, t-shirt-based music synthesizer features professional quality sounds in a unique wearable format. With eight-voice polyphony, high-quality sampled sounds and stylist retro amp box, you'll be jamming like Thomas Dolby and Kraftwerk in no time. 


• Just be forewarned: Your neighbors will complain, but it's only because they can't stand the reminder of just how much more awesome you are compared to them.  Be kind and turn your volume all the way down to 10. 


• We should also note that wearing the Electronic Music Synth Shirt may result in an overwhelming surge of emails, text messages and phone calls, strangers sending you their underpants, and paparazzi photographing your trip to the comic book store. 


• Such is the life of a rock god - get used to it.