Saint Joan of Pork by Yelena Brachman

Item Number: 347
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Description
A brave peasant pig born in East France who led the French Toast Army to several important breakfasts during the Hundred Years' Wallow. She saw visions of eggs that told her to defend France from English Sausage domination. She was captured by the Hamburgundians and sold to the English meat market who burned her at the stake. Later she was declared a martyr, a saint and "the other white meat".
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