How appropriate for all the Green Bay Porkers fans to have their own mascot. This young man can be all that with a bag of chips!

The classic Cheesehead -- which isn't licensed by the NFL -- weighs about a pound, has 25 depressions or "holes" and measures about 14 inches on each side. A large will run you $20, with the medium $13 and small $11. But those are catalog prices; like piggy prices at the Gala. By the weekend scalpers on street corners or in the pork could send cheeseham pigs soaring to double or triple their face value.