What does Miss Piggy say her married name is?  "Miss The Frog."  

The first time I saw Kermit, moi's future flashed before me in a pink, rosy glow. The first time Kermit saw Moi, he was lost for words.

Just a suggestion, but age old wisdom says when choosing a gift..... choose something you'd like for yourself.  Who wouldn't want true love?