Mr. P is just a run of the sty very sophisticated, debonair, and very well-dressed ham.  He goes to the very best dining establishments and nightclubs, regularly attends the Opera, dances divinely, knows everything about fine wines, and donates oodles of money to charitable organizations.

He can always be depended on the provide stimulating vegetarian dinner conversation. His hobbies are Grand Pris racing, mountain climbing (He's sumitted Mt. Everest 27 times, without supplemental oxygen!), sailing (He's sailed around the world 16 times, without supplemental wind!), and  helicopter-skiing.