So you say, how does this pig relate to Flagstaff?  This pig is offered up by Flagstaff's Fleet Feet track stars.  There is no doubt that pigs are intelligent animals.  However, if you are a Flagstaff runner you know that pigs don't usually run in a straight line. They zigzag in order to escape enemies. Our brilliant Flagstaff runners know that it is better to NOT chase a pig. Stop and save your strength. Wait for the pig to tire out. 

Then, explain to your parents how this pig is the mascot for the Fleet Feet Club and have them bring it home!