Jonesing for a good burger? Got an itch that fast food joints just can't scratch? Then check out Burger Jones, a gourmet burger and cocktail bar set to open in Burnsville May 2011. Their location on Lake Calhoun is such a hit that parent company Parasole is bringing their act south of the river, and boy, are we in their debt. This gift basket includes a $50 Burger Jones gift card and branded hat and T-shirt, so that when you're ready to get your first amazing taste, you'll be dressed appropriately!

What can you expect? A custom grind of chuck, hanger steak and brisket  will transform into burgers you'll have no choice but to attack - it's understandable, as their beauty can drive you insane - and you will have no option but to eat quickly, lest the dopamine rush overload your pleasure receptors. Be sure to start slowly, maybe with a simple Burger Jones. As your habit develops, don't worry: we'll feed it. Check out www.BurgerJones.com for more details.