This H'ars a Progressive Dinner Fer Eight   The West side of the river is the place y' ought-a-be. Ya'll are invited to this friendly locality. Come get yerself a heapin' helpin of the West side hospitality. It's close to the Hill's that is....Tulser Hills.  Up at the Oaks they got swimmin' pools...movie stars.   Come set a spell and take yer shoes off.  Ya'll enjoy some "white lightening" and "horse doovers" at the home of Jed and Elly May Clampett   (Scott and Jamie Horton)   Then we'll load up the truck and head on  up the hill to another Hillbillies home, Jethro and Pearl Bodine (Bill and Donna Briggs) for some of Granny's (MiMi--Marilyn Briggs) fine vittles: "chicken fried possum, gopher gravy and varmit stew". She'll commence ta fixin a meal that is "fine as frog's hair".   Then I reckin' weel head over to the "cement pond" at the home of some more of the Bodine clan, Cousin Jethrine and Cousin Ernie (Charlie and Susie Anderson)  for a heapin helpin' of "coot cobbler", coffee or some more "white lightening".   Weeeellll doggies, that about covers what'cha be gettin on this har dinner. Grab yur kin and  ya'll better come now.....ya hear?