In this book, Professor Peter Schickele documents the lost history of P.D.Q. Bach, the last and unquestionably the least of the great Johann Sebastian Bach's many children, and the composer of such pieces as Gross Concerto for Divers Flutes, two Trumpets, and Strings, Pervertimento for Bicycle, and Fanfare for the Common Cold.

This book has been signed by Professor Schickele, and comes packed with hilarity and nonsense.