Transform your child from Woody Allen to Rahm Emanuel with a month's worth of Israeli self-defense classes and a cool t-shirt. The Israeli Special Forces are trained in Krav Maga, and a month of classes (one per week) can help your child with confidence, physical fitness, and keeping the bullies at bay. Classes are for children ages 5-12; valid for new students only. Krav Maga Federation, 164 West 25th Street. Expires December 31, 2012. www.kravmaga4kids.com