Do you ever want to get together with your coworkers over fine food, but you just can’t find the time? Is it awkward trying to carry those home baked goods through the building entrances? Is it a hassle for the coworker who has to run through the skyway to get—and bring back—a quality lunch?

Well, Pricing and Financial Evaluation (P&FE) is here to help…by delivering a culinary feast right to your unit. Twice over the next year, you and your coworkers will enjoy two delicious large pizzas from Broadway Pizza.

But wait, there’s more—also twice over the next year, we’ll provide a morning pick me up—one dozen bagels from Bruegger’s…

And if you act within the next 3120 minutes, you’ll also get two deliveries of those taste sensations, Wuollet’s cupcakes…

These treats will be delivered once a month right to the area of the highest bidder by a smiling P&FE representative, so the shipping and handling is free. No one on your staff will have to do any baking or have to deal with the inconvenience of bringing it from home or back through the skyway. Don’t delay, act now—operators are standing by…