Drum teacher extraordinaire Nick Tamburro will compose a customized, one-of-a-kind hip-hop track for the winning bidder, and will record a freestyle rap over it including words or topics of the winner's choosing. 

Nick won't be allowed to know the topics you want included until he presses "record"... Winning bidder should deliver topics of choice in a sealed envelope to keep Nick from cheating.

For a peek at exactly how cool Nick is, check out this Youtube evidence: Nick Freestyles His Love