Here are some things you could get with your gift certificate to this fabulous Bay Area institution:

- an entire round of cheese from Cowgirl Creamery;

- a bottle (or two or three) of wine;

- a whole apple pie;

- a lasagna from the prepared foods section;

- a chocolate mousse cake;

- a new colander;

- several pints of ice cream; or

- some of the boring groceries that you actually need.

Buy this gift certificate and feed yourself.