You've parked at CDS before.

And by "at CDS," I mean the corner of 23rd and Church.

You've scurried across intersections, dragging your child behind you - sometimes in the rain, usually in the cold - desperate to get to CDS on time - for graduation, for your parent-teacher conference, for the winter performance. You know what it's like.

It ain't pretty.

Don't do that for next year's back to school night. Buy this special, cone-marked, labeled parking spot and drive into the parking lot like some kind of VIP. Feel smug as you calmly and collectedly walk the 27 steps to the CDS gate, while other parents stare wistfully, thinking, "I'd pay almost anything to have that parking spot right now."*

*or charge $50 bucks a head to see how many people you can squeeze into your car, ala old school drive in movies.