You've been there before. You practiced your stunning rendition of "Call Me Maybe" for months in advance of the annual Netroots Nation karaoke party. You blew off friends to rush over to the party early. You even bribed the DJ! But you didn't get a chance to perform.

That can all change in 2013 if you're the winner of this auction item. We'll bump you to the front of the line, VIP style, so you get a chance to show off your pipes.