Do you have a big paper due? Is there a really important deadline that just HAS to be right, and it is hanging over your head like the sword of Damocles, except you can't remember who Damocles was and everything you write comes out as if it were written by an infinite number of monkeys? Or maybe it just needs a little polishing...

Either way Kristen Saxon can help you because she is an ENGLISH PROFESSOR! And she is also a writer, so she would know that you shouldn't begin a sentence with a conjunction. Or use sentence fragments. Unless you are using them ironically. So there.

Seriously, the winner of this auction will receive THREE invaluable hours of editorial help with a writing project of their choice or necessity.