Clam on Clam:

When I'M sitting around my COLD, DARK, PHONELESS APARTMENT WITH THE EVICTION NOTICE NAILED TO THE FRONT DOOR, all STRESSED OUT about FOOD and CIGARETTES, MONEY and BUS FARE, IT'S HARD TO THINK OF OTHERS (YOU).

But when I AM rolling in some greenbacks, I AM TOTALLY OUT THERE WORKING FOR YOU! COMING UP WITH NEW TOOLS AND TECHNIQUES FOR YOU TO HAVE A BETTER LIFE!

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