Enjoy 2 tickets to the 5th Avenue Theatre's production of The Pirates of Penzance on July 11, 2013 at 7:30 p.m. or July 12-19, depending on availability. Long before Johnny Depp swaggered his way across the Caribbean, a band of swashbuckling (but tenderhearted) pirates set hearts aflutter with their high seas hijinks. This cheeky farce fairly explodes across the stage with damsels in distress, a sexy Pirate King, a delightfully dotty Major-General, and a score you will hum all the way home.