Your hair: "Wow, I need a change."

You: "Ugh, do you ever."

Your hair: "You know, I've heard such great things about Taylor Kraft Salon.  Apparently they work magic on hair like me."

You: "Really? And you know what - Taylor has donated to Sun Valley School Auction!  I can get gorgeous while helping out my kids' school."

Your hair: "Yes!  Guilt be gone!"

You: "Quiet - or you're going up in a ponytail."