Aaron Carter: Let me explain our brunch to everyone because we refuse to believe that it is worth absolutely nothing to absolutely everyone. Some time ago Hardy was complaining about something and we decided to go to Paul’s on Monday at around 9-10am to get some food.  The only person in Paul’s was the owner Pete. Pete said that he couldn’t cook food for us but walked us over to College Delly where Don cooked us a delicious meal. Since that day we have gone back to pregame NFL games every Sunday for the rest of the football season and we have kept it going into this semester. So with this package you will be getting the pleasure of us taking you out to brunch, on us, at College Delly.  While that might not sound like much and as a group, the three of us are not impressive, on Saturdays and/or Sunday mornings from around (11-4) we shine brighter than a diamond at College. This package includes…. 

• The ability to get immortalized on the wall with the 3 of us. A commitment made to us by the management at College Delly that we have yet to follow up on.


• The ability to order off the menu because we have bought the cooks upwards of 10 pitchers of beer to remain in their good graces. (One even gave bkos his phone number. A little weird.)


• The ability to choose the Pandora station that is played on the deck at College Delly.


• The ability to choose 2 tables for us to send complimentary pitchers (of either beer or mimosa) to. Last week was the Williamsburg Fire Department table.


• And most likely Eldo showing up, asking the same waitress(LeAnn) for her phone number and getting rejected for the n-teenth time.  (She’s gonna break soon.)

So bid on this luxurious experience with the 3 of us.  If you don’t like us, it’s not a problem, we don’t really like each other.  Come! Bring a friend! And help us raise money for this worthy cause. But as stated before we refuse to believe this package is worth absolutely nothing to absolutely everyone.