The next lot: one handsome, muscular, sweet, sensitive, funny, and somewhat considerate gentleman. He's not your date, but he's going to help you get one. He loves to meet new people and has no qualms about approaching that attractive stranger tanning in the Sunken Garden. If you take him out wearing his seersucker bow tie and utilize the bonus "Meatball puppy photos on your phone" option, you will be forced to beat away gorgeous singles with a stick.

If you give him a Snausage, he will even mention the time you climbed Mount Everest/mapped the human genome/invented the iPad and then decided to go to law school as a cooldown.