Wow your friends, and befuddle telemarketers, with a recorded voicemail message from the man who Ben Brantley in The New York Times called "a spell-casting raconteur who sounds as if he learned to speak in the crypt of a Hammer horror movie."

Edgar Oliver is one of the most beloved, and recognizable, voices in the New York City theatre scene. His latest one-man show, Helen and Edgar, was critically acclaimed and his stories at The Moth are some of our all-time favorites. 

Who needs Carl Kasell when you can have Edgar Oliver!