LET'S BE FRANK:  YOU SHOULD PUMP YOUR TANK

Here's a way to help the animals and take care of an unpleasant but oh-so-necessary chore in the process.  This is a gift certificate for one residential septic tank pumping -- valued at up to $225 -- within a specified service area.  It may not be something we discuss in polite society, but it is something we have to do now and again.  This makes it easy and charitable.