Mead is one of the oldest alcoholic beverages on earth, dating back to Biblical times. The version from San Francisco Mead Company is surprisingly dry, with a hint of caramel, vanilla, oak from aging barrels, and a deep woodsy taste from the Mendocino honey. 

Sounds great. But what kind medieval barbarian sits around discussing tasting notes when there's mead to be quaffed?!

Best drunk wearing a suit made from the skin of your enemies.