Even without the autograph, these 100% cotton low-rise briefs are the stuff legends are made of. According to the packaging, their unique Y-front® fly provides “ample support for your little anchorman”, and they are “stylish under pleated pants.” According to Ron Burgundy, this shade of Sex Panther Red says “I’m kind of a big deal!”

Add the “Keep it classy! Will Ferrell” autograph on the package, and you have a rare collectible to be treasured for years to come.

Keep it classy, bidders! Don’t act like you’re not impressed by these rare briefs.