Basket: Oh-No! Turning "5-0"


Item Number: 1903

Time Left: CLOSED

Value: $60

Online Close: Sep 12, 2014 7:30 PM CDT

Bid History: 3 bids - Item Sold!

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Description

Mock the 50 year old in your life with these fun essentials:


Colon prep:



  • Book: Colonoscopy for Dummies

  • 64oz Gatorade

  • 2 5mg bisacodyl tabs

  • 10 oz magnesium citrate

  • Bathroom robes

  • Skin barrier cream

  • 3 adult diapers

  • Jello

  • Hard candy


Other gags:



  • Magnifying glass

  • Baby aspirin

  • Bengay

  • “50” button/award ribbon

  • Bed pan

  • 8.3 oz polyethylene glycol (aka generic Miralax)

Special Instructions

    If you are attending the gala on September 12th, please pick up your items at the end of the evening.
  • Gift Certificates/Gift Cards will be mailed the week of September 22nd via first class mail at no charge.

  • Larger items can be shipped/mailed. The shipping/mailing costs are NOT included in the final bid price and actual costs will be added to your final bid.

  • To avoid shipping/mailing fees, items may be picked up at IntrinXec Management (I-394 & Hwy 100 in St. Louis Park) from 1-4pm on Tuesday, September 16th.

  • Other arrangements may be possible, just click "Ask a question about this item" to request an alternative.


 

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