Bilateral Partial Vasectomy


Item Number: 705

Time Left: CLOSED

Value: $1,000

Online Close: Mar 14, 2014 10:00 PM CDT

Bid History: 0 bids

Description

Do you have kids? Are you ready to stop swimming in the gene pool?  Is your wife playing hard ball (or not) trying to get your goodies under the knife?  Do you refer to your "boys" as the "Blues Brothers"?  Hanz and Franz?  Wayne and Garth?   


Welcome to my world: Smith's World of Surgical Sterility.  If you are reading this ad you likely have kids and are spending a great deal of your hard earned money for their proper upbringing here at Southfield.  You also are likely considering the idea that enough is enough.   Is it time to seriously consider a vasectomy?  Yes.  Can it be nearly as bad as what your so-called friends have described?  Probably not.  Or maybe you are reading because you can't believe anyone would buy a vasectomy at a school auction.  If I can buy a car on eBay, you can buy this personal experience at auction.  Prove that you are the Wild and Crazy Guy your wife married.  Bid, bid, bid for and win this vasectomy! 


Still nervous?  No one has to know you got "fixed."  No danger of being called Cone Head by the neighbor kids because we won't send you home like a dog with a silly white collar.  Worried about pain?  Our knives are sharper than a Samurai's sword.  We understand the relationship you have with your "friends from down under".  We are not asking you to give your left nut to not have any more kids, just a little piece of both of them.  


Disclaimer: you are bidding on a bilateral partial vasectomy.  The high bidder will win a pre-procedural evaluation, surgical sterility clinic appointment, bottle of Motrin and 2 bags of peas.  Please call 212-2840 with any questions related to risks and benefits or the procedure itself.  All you need to do is some personal manscaping at home and show up so we can get down to your business.

Donated by

Loren J. Smith MD