LIVE AUCTION- The Ellen DeGeneres Show- Two VIP tickets and signed 1st edition of her book

Item Number: 333
Time Left: CLOSED
Value: Priceless
Online Close: Feb 7, 2015 7:00 PM PST
Bid History: 0 bids - Item Sold!

Description
She's funny. She's uplifting. And she's inspiring. Experience The Ellen DeGeneres Show upclose and personal with two (2) VIP seats which gets you guaranteed admission close to the action and possibly on TV! And who knows what fabulous giveaway you might come home with...
Known for engaging her audience, you might be singing and dancing, and you'll definitely be having a good time. The show features a diverse mix of celebrity interviews, musical performers, audience participation and segments spotlighting everyday people with extraordinary stories and talents. "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" continues to be a destination for the world's biggest stars. Guests have included George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Reese Witherspoon, Justin Timberlake, Penelope Cruz, Halle Berry and Drew Barrymore, to name a few.
This fabulous package also includes an autographed book by the queen of the talk-show scene!
She's seriously kidding and it's seriously funny.
From the back cover:
SERIOUSLY ... I'M KIDDING is a look at Ellen's life through her humour. Oh, hi. I'm so glad you decided to turn the book over. Inside you will find an assortment of wonderful things - words, pictures, advice, tidbits, morsels, shenanigans, and, in some copies, four hundred dollars cash. So you might want to buy a few. I don't have enough room on this back cover to tell you all the reasons why you should buy this book, but I can tell you this and it's a guarantee: If you buy it, you will feel better, look better, be happier, grow taller, lose weight, get a promotion at work, have shinier hair, and fall madly, deeply in love. As you probably know, this is normally where authors put nice quotes from fancy people praising their book. I'm a little uncomfortable with that. It feels like a gimmick to get people to buy it and I don't believe in cheap tricks like that. Besides, I know you're way too smart and beautiful to fall for that kind of stuff. Actually, I think you're so wonderful I thought I would use this space to praise you. Yes, that's right. You. Here are some of the nice things I have to say about you: 'That is a beautiful blouse you're wearing. It goes so nicely with this book.' Ellen DeGeneres 'I love the way you're holding this book. It's like you were born to buy it and hold it forever.' Ellen DeGeneres 'You know what I love most about you? That we get each other. And also your eyes.' Ellen DeGeneres
Special Instructions
Expires 2/7/16. Must book 30 days prior to expiration date. The show is taped most weeks between September and May (December excluded), Monday through Thursday. Must be at least 14 years of age. Does not include meet and greet with the host or any celebrity guest. Reselling of tickets will void offer.
LIVE AUCTION ITEM ONLY. COME TO THE SPEAKEASY ON SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7 TO BID ON THIS ITEM.