As the current (un)official food thief of Robert Callahans lunches, I am auctioning off this privileged position temporarily to the winner of this bid. Take pleasure in semi-legally pilfering gourmet lunches lovingly crafted by Robert Callahan himself for one week (4 school days) of your choosing. Know that you are not just being nourished in body, but feeding on the despair of a poor neurotic graduate student. To sweeten the deal, Robert Callahan has graciously guaranteed that each lunch will include an irresistible Chobani lemon yogurt, or substitute yogurt product of your choice. As a regular connoisseur of thievery, I can assure you that these will not be ordinary sack lunches, but a selection of the finest eats Mr. Callahan is capable of obtaining/producing. XOXO, Harris Food Thief