My feeling is that after you die, immediately before the heavenly gates (I'm assuming I'm going UP - and I'll put in a good word for you if you bid well on this item) - there is a restaurant. Sort of a rest-stop for the weary traveler (and clearly - it's been a big day).

At that restaurant, they would serve you buttery, delicious sea food that slipped around on the plate and in your hands so much that they would actually give you protective clothing - preventing you meeting St. Peter looking like a slob. They would ask you how much you wanted, and then they'd bring it, and you'd fumble and play and eat it until you nearly burst - and then they'd tell you it was FREE - and to have a nice eternity in heaven.

That description is ALMOST true right here on earth.

Upside: You can eat while you're ALIVE! You can be with people you know! Burke's Family Owned, and Great For the School! WOOT!

Downside: Not exactly free. But ALMOST free if you're the winning bid. (Please contact a lawyer if you want to understand the details and definitions of "free").

Good luck. 

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