Fuggedaboutit, here is what you need for Italian Dinner Night!

(3) Bottles of red wine

(3) packets dry pasta

Jar of Rao's sauce

Lucini Rustic Tomato Basil sauce

Lucini Artisan Vineyard dressing

(2) boxes Pairwell wine sticks

Metal colander

Red+White cloth napkins

Spaghetti server

Apron (because you know, red sauce)