Duck, duck, goose; duck, duck, goose. Did you feel that? Us tapping you on the head? You can catch us at the Dutch Goose. Look for the large group of PBS parents drinking beer, eating spicy deviled eggs and talking about the games we played when we were kids. Like Red Rover. Remember that one? We didn't stop until someone dislocated an elbow. And what about trampolines? Who puts a net around a trampoline? That's what casts are for. Kids today are soft. Make sure you're there by the second round; that's when we sing Show Me the Way to Go Home and compare scars.