O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her... give her a break. That's from National Lampoons Vacation. Which John Hughes wrote. He also wrote Mr. Mom. And then he wrote and directed a few other movies you might remember: Ferris Buellers Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science. Others. Please join us in celebrating all that is John Hughes by wearing a bra on your head (or you can dress as some other John Hughes character).