Professional guitar or bass repair. Includes any and all manner of catastrophic "kid ran over my guitar with his/her bike" repair.

Electrical modification or just "it's not blue enough" paint and customization. Or red. Red's good too.

From Third Coast Guitar, about your guitar technician:

Benny Monson claims that he came into Third Coast to try to buy a switch ring some time in 2007, but instead was offered a job and has since learned all about guitars. We know the truth is that he went to guitar-building school in Vermont, but we still humor him when he tells this story.  Benny has a great eye for the visual aspect of this work. As a result, he’s able to make some of the strangest requests come out looking so good that they no longer seem strange. He’s got a soft spot for funky old cheap guitars, so be aware that if you bring in your old Harmony Rocket, he will try to buy it from you. In his spare time he tends to his adorable family, his beagle Frank, several old buildings, and several old radios, record players, and motorcycles. He never did get that switch ring. He’s still here. Coincidence? We think not.

No expiration date on this offer.