Training session with Jennifer Lawrence

Item Number: 1728
Time Left: CLOSED
Value: $100,000
Online Close: Mar 21, 2017 8:00 AM EDT
Bid History: 0 bids
Description
Buy yourself an afternoon of fight training with the one and only Jennifer Lawrence! The star of the Hunger Games heard about our theme and offered the highest bidder an afternoon being turned into a human weapon. It will perhaps appear that this is not the real Jennifer Lawrence but is, rather, a young woman wearing a paper Jennifer Lawrence mask, telling you to do pushups in Washington Square park (or any park of your choice). Do not let this fool you- Jennifer Lawrence regularly wears a Jennifer Lawrence mask to avoid too much public attention. All of her best friends know this. She is actually quite shy. But she is excited to mold your body into that of a warrior.
*Note: Not the real Jennifer Lawrence. This is a non-profit arts gala, people. Don't get your panties in a bundle.