One truth in this crazy world is that not all of us can be born with a silver spoon and a banjo. Some of us progressive Democrats make do the best we can with root beer and a tiny harmonica. Now you can serenade and lullaby the blues with your very own wee harmonica, just like the one featured in the closing moments of the September 20, 2017, episode of "Full Frontal with Samantha Bee," which covered the moods and musics of Netroots Nation in Atlanta. (Product warning: As noted by the show's producers, actor Mike Rubens WAS harmed in the making of said video. Use your harmonicita with due and diligent care. By winning the bid on this item, you tacitly agree that Netroots Nation is not responsible for any resultant harm, injury, or felonious hopefulness.)