Betabrand has paired two of our covertly controversial clothes to add some subtle snark to your wardrobe.
Psychotropic Shirt At first glance, this handsome short-sleeve shirt seems completely innocuous; but to the discerning eye, it’s a veritable enchanted forest of pharmacological flora: poppies, morning glories, cannabis, wormwood, mescaline, peyote, belladonna, tobacco leaves, and catnip.
Retail value: $68.00 size large 

Slackies: At last, khakis you actually want to wear! With a cotton-hemp blend that puts baby bunnies to shame, drawstring Slackies are the softest, comfiest, most laid-back khakis you'll ever own — but your coworkers will be none the wiser.
Retail value: $98.00 size 32-32 charcoal gray