The winner of this package will receive one annual membership to, Big Scary Gym, located on E. Horizon Drive. 

The modern gym is an exercise in chaos. Between the grunting behemoths, blaring televisions, and pounding bad music, it’s hard to feel at home. Why is there AstroTurf on the floor? Why isn’t anything working? And who is doing handstands in the squat rack? We opened a gym with the best, practical, equipment available. We keep the doors open 24 hours a day. We provide instruction so that even grandma can deadlift. Seriously. We have deadlifting grandmas.

Nate will show you how to lift. Aaron can teach you to throw to a punch. Rex will go on and on about nutrition until you’re bored, asleep, and fit. Let’s get you started.