Laugh at those chumps who are late for school and searching for parking. Get your very own, personalized parking spot at school! How can you put a price on this?! Don't miss the chance to have your own spot (including your name) at the front of the lot to use whenever you need!

This item has a hefty reserve price of $2000 on it.  If you really want it - that's your price, works out to $10 per school day.