An Offer for the Discerning Toilet Tissue Connousier ONLY- Charmin & the TP Bandit UNITE!

Item Number: 409
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Description
Charmin - 3 Forever Rolls with Free-Standing Stainless Steel Roll Holder
Join the community of people who are tired of constantly changing toilet paper. A two-person household typically uses about one roll per month.
It's the same 2-Ply Ultra Soft you know and love, and might just make you sing the Shiney Hiney song!
Forever Roll Starter Kit contains 3 rolls and a free-standing roll holder.
shop.charmin.com/forever-roll-starter-kit-stand
One visit from the T.P. Bandit
A sneaky visit in the dark of night. The moon is low, the sky is clear. A coyote howls in the park. The T.P. Bandit will emerge from the shadows, coat the exterior of your victim’s home in single ply madness and then disappear, never to be seen again.
Do not ask questions, do not pry. The winner of this item will be contacted by the bandit after the auction to obtain the name and address of their intended victim.
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