Karaoke With Somebody Who Is Actually Good at Karaoke


Item Number: 598

Time Left: CLOSED

Value: Priceless

Online Close: Feb 29, 2020 7:00 PM EST

Bid History: 0 bids

Description

You may have seen our other auction item, Karaoke With The Seacoast Rep Board of Trustees, but they are like small karaoke babies compared to Rocco Botticelli (a.k.a. Brian Kelly). 



You wanna pull shapes like Morrissey? Baby he’s got shapes. Non-euclidean shapes you couldn’t even see in a dream. He’ll get your body moving like an Escher painting and if you don’t know what that means you’re not ready for this experience, frankly.  You want to put love in a woman or man like it’s her or his first time? Rocco can make it feel like her zero-eth time. You want to bring the tears? Rocco cries all the time. You want to bring the house down? Forget the house. How about the foundation? You gotta think big with Rocco.


Rocco Botticelli was born for karaoke. You can roll with the pretenders or you can do the Pretenders with Rocco Botticelli. You can also do most duets. He does not do Don’t Stop Believin. Don’t even ask, to be honest. It would only embarrass you. 



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