Well I don't think you can get fancier than this.  And since you haven't gotten out of your sweatpants in 3 weeks, you could use some fancy in your life.  

This rare cuvee is crafted with exceptionally old vintage cognacs, exclusively from Grand Champagne, and special reserves from the private family cellar.  This is an exceptionally luxurious liqueur at 40% ABV.

Google it and do some research.  It sounds amazing.