Harvard athletic supporters will thrill to have the voice of NPR's own Peter Sagal '87, on their voicemail, saying pretty much whatever they want about whomever they want, including such rival colleges as Yale or Princeton. Peter, although mostly known as a giant nerd, was an accomplished athlete while at Harvard, spending his freshman year on the fencing team and retiring with a record of 0-1, and playing two games with the Harvard Croquet Team, suffering a blowout loss to Wellesley and then deciding to call the match against Yale early because it was raining. 

Peter's voicemail messages are normally reserved for winner's of his long-running quiz show, 'Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!' but you can skip to the head of the line simply by donating money. It is the Harvard Way." 

Winning bidder to provide wording for the voicemail and Peter will send a sound file.