For personal gluttony or take to your company potluck where you can claim you made them yourself in turn impressing your Mr. Burns-type boss and finally getting that promotion you deserved years prior.

NOT Gluten Free

NOT Dairy-free

NOT Vegan

And definitely NOT Sugarfree 

Will add raisins upon request but that does seem borderline sacrilegious.

Will deliver on an agreed time and date specified by the buyer.