A very very very sad story about an Emmaline and a nice queen who forces everyone to be happy and an evil woman who lets everyone be miserable and Fluffles. Lots and lots of Fluffles.

JJ McGeester was born in a chicken coop somewhere near the arctic circle during the Great Chicken Cheese Chase of the last century. He has devoted his life to helping his brothers and sisters avoid entanglements with the law, barb-wire fences, and Jimmy's Fried Chicken shack of South Wisconsin. He is the author of Mr. Robinson, The Shelf, and the feel-bad story of the century: Emmaline and the Fluffles.

Mr. McGeester, when not writing, is a professional shuffleboard coach and extreme chicken racer.