How do you do? Allow me to introduce myself. I'm William Henry Penhaligon. You can call me William - all my friends do. 

Now, although I do say so myself, I think I look rather splendid in my spectacles, collar, and tie; too splendid to be called a toy. Which is why I call myself a collector's item. I'm very well behaved too! I don't take much looking after - just the occasional freshening up with a damp sponge. So I'm sure we're going to be great chums!