Ever wonder what happens to all those abandoned water bottles, sweatshirts, and chargers? After extensive attempts to reunite them with their owners, these items have officially moved on—much like their former owners, who are now using even trendier beverage containers, are in college, or are gainfully employed and clearly thriving without them.

This exclusive bundle includes:

• A cozy uniform fleece, possibly last worn during finals week stress naps.


• A hand-picked selection of T-shirts in an exciting variety of styles and sizes ranging from "did this shrink in the wash" to "this could be a sleep shirt for a family or four."


• The ultimate hydration collection with top-tier brands like YETI, Hydro Flask, and the Tik Tok Shop—because hydration should always be trendy. We even washed them! 


• A universal laptop charger—will it fit your device? That’s part of the adventure!


• Another cord that connects something...to another thing. 


• A pocket-size copy of "The Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States of America" from our student voter registration drive.


• A single, high-quality sock that dreams of a second chance at a full pair.

This is your only chance to claim these forgotten relics of school life while supporting the HHPA. Bid now—because if their original owners haven’t missed them by now, you definitely deserve them!