Darty Like a VIP at The Tipsy Crab! 

Set sail for a quintessential Cape Cod experience with an unforgettable day party (aka “Darty”) for up to 10 guests at The Tipsy Crab in Dennis Port! Kick back with Wagyu hotdogs, fresh-off-the-boat local oysters, and buttery theater-style popcorn while sipping on Devil’s Purse beer on tap—brewed just down the road for that true Cape Cod flavor. 

Between bites, battle friends with the ring toss, dominate cornhole, and soak in the salty air as music drifts through the breeze, creating that perfect laid-back, carefree, beer-in-hand kind of vibe in a charming and intimate setting. 

For an extra splash of adventure, you have the exclusive (and highly debatable) option to invite Broadbent Family Executive Director, Bob Glatz—officially permissible and reluctantly recommended . 

Date: To be mutually agreed upon between the winning bidder and Tipsy Crab management. 

Don't miss your chance to live the Cape Cod dream—where the seafood is fresh, the beer is cold, and the good times roll with the tide!

Value - Priceless!